Why do lawyers hate recycling? Because they love watching forests die for a 400-page deposition.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I choose to believe it’s funny.