Why did politicians hate the movie Titanic? Because it reminded them that no matter how much you spend on the boat, the iceberg (or the voters) always wins.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
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Are you ready?! (For this joke).
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