2004 Archive: The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Era

Why was the Verizon guy the face of 2004? Because it’s exactly what the UN inspectors were saying to Baghdad for three years.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »

In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »

Why is the White House ignoring the West Coast? Because the Presi...read more »

Why is the stock market so volatile? Because in 2025, the GDP is ...read more »

Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »

Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »

Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun kne...read more »

Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »

In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »

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In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »

@Sidekick_User02/24/2012 23:26Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/31/2007 15:39At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Rocket_Power_9901/27/2000 23:51We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/07/2011 23:39I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Flickr_User_0406/11/1998 07:08A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Pwnage_King08/02/2009 07:13Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Starcraft_Zerg10/29/2004 00:12Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Tablet_User_1008/12/2011 10:05Tapping my way to a good mood.