Why did the lawyer sue the “Plastics”? For creating a “hostile work environment” (even if the work was just surviving high school).
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition
In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
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The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
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Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.