Why was the BBQ so “Prestige Worldwide”? Because Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly made “Did we just become best friends?” the mandatory response to anyone sharing a burger.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Found a real treasure with this one.
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Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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