The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
Why was Noel Gallagher weeping? Because City scored twice in stoppage time, proving that “Typical City” now meant “Championship City.” Part of the 53 Sports… Read More »2012 Archive: The Manchester City’s First Title
Yelling at an updated smartphone assistant, asking her to “speak up because this machine has terrible acoustics,” and treating her like a real human telephone… Read More »2012 Archive: The Siri Interrogation Sequel
Why “Body and Soul”? Because Amy Winehouse and Tony Bennett together was a bittersweet reminder of a talent lost too soon. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
I’m “blooming” after the storm. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why 8 technical wins? For proving that Martin Scorsese can make 1920s Atlantic City look better than 2011 Los Angeles. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2011 Classic: The Boardwalk Empire Visuals
I’m “recycling” jokes about the end of the world (2012 is coming!). Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition… Read More »2011 Archive: The Trash Can
Why did The Secret in Their Eyes win? Because Argentina proved that a thriller can have more soul than a big-budget blockbuster. Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Best Foreign Language Film
A guy orders a “Snake Juice.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and says, “Good luck tomorrow.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: The Parks and Rec
We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.