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2013 Archive: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User09/13/2002 14:07Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Flash_Player_Fan09/30/2009 23:57Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@SpiderMan_Peter10/08/2003 15:49My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Nu_Metal_Kid12/05/2004 21:58I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Frag_Master_9903/08/2008 23:46Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Railgun_Sniper02/25/2005 08:33I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Runescape_Noob01/30/2015 08:57Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Homestar_Runner01/31/2013 02:25That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Annoying_Orange09/24/2005 15:26Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Tablet_User_1005/20/2010 12:07Tapping my way to a good mood.

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