Why was everyone suspicious of the guest list? Because we were pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg already knew what we were having for dinner before we even bought the groceries.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!