2022 Archive: The “I’m Good (Blue)”
David Guetta and Bebe Rexha. We’ve reached the point where we’re just remixing 1998 hits for the club. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The “I’m Good (Blue)”
2022 Classic: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the bottle is just a transparent bag.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition… Read More »2022 Classic: The Generic 2
2021 Classic: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy who bought Bitcoin at the top.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Black Widow Mystery
“I’m an international spy with a secret family!” “No, you just have a second Facebook account for your ‘hidden’ hobby of collecting vintage stamps.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Black Widow Mystery
2021 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2020 Classic: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of my sanity. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Artisanal Mask
“Is this mask organic cotton?” “It’s a coffee filter and two rubber bands, Steve. Drink your beer.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Artisanal Mask
2019 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
2019 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because the school’s updated plagiarism software instantly flagged twelve different essays on the Cold War that… Read More »2019 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Lockdown
2018 Archive: Bohemian Rhapsody (Rami Malek)
Why was Freddie Mercury back? Because Rami Malek put on some fake teeth and proved that “Ay-Oh!” is still the best way to control a… Read More »2018 Archive: Bohemian Rhapsody (Rami Malek)