2020 Vintage: The Artisanal Mask

“Is this mask organic cotton?” “It’s a coffee filter and two rubber bands, Steve. Drink your beer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan11/25/2015 03:25I want it that way... the funny way!

@CRT_Degauss07/09/2003 08:15BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Linkin_Park_Fan09/07/2011 16:53In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Magic_SchoolBus03/30/2006 17:28Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Goonies_Never_D08/02/1997 19:52Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Orange_Mocha_F10/15/1999 18:36Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@No_Way_Jose05/05/2011 09:23No way! That’s too much!