Why the blue? Because Billie and Finneas returned with a dreamlike album, proving that “Lunch” is the best reason to take a break. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Billie Eilish “Hit Me Hard and Soft”
She’s doing the “creepy smile” again. I’m doing the “dishes” again. Fear works. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Smile 2
“I’m the Spiritual Leader!” “Lead your laundry to the basket and we’ll see about your spirituality.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort &… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Kung Fu Panda 4
Missing the physical book catalogs and realizing that scrolling through an online website to buy a glossy poster of a video game character just didn’t… Read More »2024 Classic: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
The annual parish budget meeting happening in a hybrid format, which completely locks up for ten minutes because a council member’s laptop microphone creates a… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Hybrid Council Echo
Why did the year feel so grand? Because we spent the year trading friendship bracelets at Taylor Swift, wearing pink for Barbie, and wondering if… Read More »2023 Legacy: The 2023 Final Music Vibe
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make it so that my ‘Sent’ folder automatically encrypts every time I’m wrong?” Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Tech Support
Why was the ghost only haunting 4 hours a day? Because he was “quiet quitting” his afterlife to focus on his “ghoul-life balance.” Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Gentle” Quiet Quitting
“Are these peanuts Elon-approved?” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
David Guetta and Bebe Rexha. We’ve reached the point where we’re just remixing 1998 hits for the club. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The “I’m Good (Blue)”
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