Why back to “Sea-based”? To remind the Army that the Marines have a boat and they’re not afraid to use it.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Prigozhin" Plane Crash
Why was the August crash "Surprising"? To absolutely nobody. In 2...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Russian" Tank Production
Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
The farce is strong with this one!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.