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2016 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps

Why back to “Sea-based”? To remind the Army that the Marines have a boat and they’re not afraid to use it.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1607/25/2015 14:20I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/23/1998 12:35Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@StarWars_Nerd04/12/1995 00:19The farce is strong with this one!
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/01/2009 17:29Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/19/2000 08:04Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Footloose_Ren11/01/1999 20:44Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Retro_End_User05/20/2013 05:48The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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