“I’m the Spiritual Leader!” “Lead your laundry to the basket and we’ll see about your spirituality.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
You must construct additional laughs!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Shut up and take my laughter!