Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the soup station.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.