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2012 Archive: The Manchester City’s First Title

Why was Noel Gallagher weeping? Because City scored twice in stoppage time, proving that “Typical City” now meant “Championship City.”

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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