2009 Classic: The Parks and Rec

A guy orders a “Snake Juice.” The bartender gives him a shot of tequila and says, “Good luck tomorrow.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch07/13/2013 11:25There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/20/1996 23:20Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Gopher_Explorer02/22/2000 01:11Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Charmed_Ones07/21/2003 13:50The power of three... laughs!

@Fight_Club_Tyler02/19/2004 17:48The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/05/2013 02:08Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Ghostbusters_V06/27/1998 14:35Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Prestige_World_W11/01/2004 09:16Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).