Why did Rip It become the official fuel of the war? Because in 2005, caffeine and sugar were the only things keeping the “Global War on Terror” moving.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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