Why did Obama drop the microphone? Because he knew that whatever happened in 2016, he wouldn’t be the one who had to try to pick it back up.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!