2001 Legacy: The Lab Result

“Your blood is 50% coffee.” “Only 50%? I need to work harder.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dumb_And_Dumber03/22/2010 14:17So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@QuickTime_Viewer04/30/2011 21:19Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Bluetooth_Bot08/06/1995 04:32Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Gnutella_User06/27/2010 11:54Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Requiem_Dreamer10/04/2015 04:12That was intense... and funny!

@Rick_Roller_0705/23/2014 05:11Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Netscape_Now_B01/29/2001 15:47I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Flash_Game_Dev09/12/2015 08:01I should make a game about this joke.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/24/1997 06:01My mind is blown by how funny this is.