2009 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Admission
Why was the “A-Rod” so quiet? Because he admitted to using PEDs earlier in his career, making his quest for the home run record feel… Read More »2009 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Admission
2008 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Ivana
2008 Vintage: The “Tactical” iPhone 3G
Why did the officers want it? Because “Warfighting” is much more efficient when you can check your GPS and play Angry Birds on the same… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Tactical” iPhone 3G
2007 Classic: The Halo 3
A guy walks in and asks, “Do you have any Master Chief?” The bartender says, “No, but the cook’s name is Brian and he’s pretty… Read More »2007 Classic: The Halo 3
2007 Classic: The Britney Spears “Blackout” Grit
Why the “It’s Britney, Bitch”? Because despite the personal chaos and the umbrella incident, Britney released a dark, avant-garde pop masterpiece that influenced the industry… Read More »2007 Classic: The Britney Spears “Blackout” Grit
2007 Legacy: The iPhone Touchscreen
Why was the boss’s screen so greasy? Because he spent all day “swiping” his emails like he was cleaning a window. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Touchscreen
2006 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” out to my new playlist. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Gorillaz Holograms
Why was the opening so weird? Because performing with virtual monkeys and Madonna is exactly how we thought the year 2006 would look back in… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Gorillaz Holograms
2005 Legacy: The Fall Out Boy “From Under the Cork Tree”
Why the “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” video? Because Patrick Stump’s voice and Pete Wentz’s eyeliner officially made pop-punk the biggest genre in America. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Fall Out Boy “From Under the Cork Tree”
2004 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Wendy