2004 Classic: The Red Bull Rising
A guy says, “I’ve had six Red Bulls. I can hear colors.” The bartender says, “The color you’re hearing is ‘Go Home’.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Red Bull Rising
2004 Classic: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Classic: The Wendy
2003 Archive: The Underline
I’m “stressing” the importance of puns. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Link
I’m “connecting” the dots. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Bachelorette
Trista chose Ryan. My wife cried. I asked if I get a rose for doing the laundry. She said, “You’re lucky you’re even in the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Bachelorette
2002 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Song
Why was everyone singing at the gate? Because A Moment Like This was on every radio and everyone felt like they were winning American Idol while boarding. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Song
2002 Legacy: The Spider-Man Movie
Why did the blonde bring a net to the cinema? She heard “Spider-Man” was playing and she wanted to catch a souvenir. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Spider-Man Movie
2001 Legacy: The iPod Envy
Why did the cool kid walk with his head tilted? Because he was showing off the white wires of his brand-new Apple iPod, even though… Read More »2001 Legacy: The iPod Envy
2000 Legacy: The Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own? It’s “two-tired.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a dictionary to court? Just in case someone asked him what the definition of “is” is. Part of the 51… Read More »1998 Classic: The Witness Stand