2004 Classic: The Red Bull Rising

A guy says, “I’ve had six Red Bulls. I can hear colors.” The bartender says, “The color you’re hearing is ‘Go Home’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Cyber_Traveler10/26/2010 21:42Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Burning_CDs01/01/1997 08:28I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@ICQ_Classic08/11/2015 01:04That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@MP3_Encoder06/07/1997 14:37128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Jordan_Fan_2302/26/2004 14:42Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Shut_Up_Money02/26/2013 08:15Shut up and take my laughter!