I’m “stressing” the importance of puns.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.