2004 Classic: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

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In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

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@Salad_Fingers_F09/07/2009 03:17I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Captain_Obvious07/13/2011 19:11This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Retweet_King06/23/2009 05:58RT if you think this is funny!