1998 Classic: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a dictionary to court? Just in case someone asked him what the definition of “is” is.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/03/2003 12:54The future is laughing at us.

@Reservoir_Joe08/09/2015 05:05Professional humor for professional people.

@Shagadelic_9704/27/2001 00:14This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Gaia_Online_Gold03/28/2005 23:53Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Net_Neutrality02/21/2013 14:47Equality for all jokes!