Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own? It’s “two-tired.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
This site is very exciting!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
No way! That’s too much!