We are a civilization that can put a rover on Mars, but we all still gather in circles to do the same four arm movements at every wedding.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Still digging for more humor!
RT if you think this is funny!
Taking a photo of me laughing!