1997 Archive: The Luxembourg Summit
Why were European leaders arguing? Because they were trying to decide which countries were “rich enough” to join the Euro, and everyone was hiding their… Read More »1997 Archive: The Luxembourg Summit
1997 Archive: The Happy Hour Wings
A guy asks, “How hot are the ‘Nuclear Wings’?” The bartender says, “You’ll need a signed waiver and a fire extinguisher.” Part of the 72… Read More »1997 Archive: The Happy Hour Wings
1997 Archive: The Shark Courtesy
Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional etiquette—they don’t want to get sued for indigestion. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby &… Read More »1997 Archive: The Shark Courtesy
1996 Classic: The 1996 Commercials
Why the Pepsi vs. Coke war? Because the ads during the Emmys were more expensive than the pilots of most nominated shows. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The 1996 Commercials
1996 Legacy: The MLS Kickoff
Why was America suddenly kicking a ball that wasn’t egg-shaped? Because MLS launched, and while no one knew the rules yet, the jerseys were so… Read More »1996 Legacy: The MLS Kickoff
1996 Legacy: The Macarena Phenomenon
Why does it still hurt? Because Los del Río proved you could be 60 years old, wear a clearance suit, and have one simple choreography… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Macarena Phenomenon
1996 Legacy: The Cyber Cafe
Why did the employee pay for coffee and internet? He wanted to experience “The Future” for $10 an hour. Part of the 68 Office Groaners:… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Cyber Cafe
1995 Classic: The Baggy Jeans
Why was the denim so wide? Because in 1995, if your pants didn’t have enough fabric to build a small tent, you weren’t truly fashionable.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Baggy Jeans
1995 Legacy: The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Scarecrow
1995 Archive: The Macarena Fever
We are a civilization that can put a rover on Mars, but we all still gather in circles to do the same four arm movements… Read More »1995 Archive: The Macarena Fever