Why was the denim so wide? Because in 1995, if your pants didn’t have enough fabric to build a small tent, you weren’t truly fashionable.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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