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1996 Legacy: The MLS Kickoff

 Why was America suddenly kicking a ball that wasn’t egg-shaped? Because MLS launched, and while no one knew the rules yet, the jerseys were so neon they could be seen from the moon.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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