Why was America suddenly kicking a ball that wasn’t egg-shaped? Because MLS launched, and while no one knew the rules yet, the jerseys were so neon they could be seen from the moon.
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
More capacity for humor on this site!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
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