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2009 Classic: The iPhone 3GS Speed

 Why was the salesman so fast? He got the “S” version of the iPhone and claimed the “S” stood for “Scrolling past my boss’s emails.”

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner08/21/2012 18:58Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Sid_Meier_Fan08/21/2001 21:11Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Toy_Story_Woody02/08/2004 04:03There is a joke in my boot!
@Cyber_Security_X02/17/2013 19:09Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Marla_Singer_Fan07/18/2001 03:26A joke for the end of the world.
@Hellboy_Red02/21/2002 03:35I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Grunge_Lord_9403/26/2008 15:26I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/02/1999 13:12Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Heathers_Winona06/02/2015 22:05Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Anonymous_User07/25/2006 12:36We are many. We are laughing.

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