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1997 Archive: The Shark Courtesy

 Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional etiquette—they don’t want to get sued for indigestion.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/18/1998 19:38Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Yahoo_Directory02/02/2006 00:50Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Beverly_Hills_9021003/08/2008 20:26The coolest joke in the zip code.
@BitTorrent_0107/04/1996 18:16Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie09/20/1999 21:09Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@DragonBall_Z_G02/15/2005 15:02His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Loituma_Girl06/15/1997 11:33Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Ancient_Aliens_G05/07/2007 02:20I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Maplestory_Kid10/27/2000 19:49@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Last_Commenter01/24/1995 20:29Saving the best laugh for last!

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