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1996 Classic: The 1996 Commercials

Why the Pepsi vs. Coke war? Because the ads during the Emmys were more expensive than the pilots of most nominated shows.

Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1996 “ER’s Blood, Frasier’s Three-peat & Alien Invasions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord10/15/2011 23:42Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Baywatch_Runner06/25/1999 23:22Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Spice_Girl_Posh07/19/2002 00:11Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Nsync_Justin01/03/1996 08:59Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Keyboard_Warrior05/11/2015 23:07F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Broadband_Newbie07/08/2012 19:04Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Brazil_Terry_G01/26/2001 03:12Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Guestbook_Signer03/19/1995 00:51Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Starcraft_Zerg03/06/1997 19:10Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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