2013 Archive: The Dark and Stormy
“The forecast for every ‘Harlem Shake’ video ever made.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2012 Archive: The Julie Bowen Repeat
Why did she win again? Because Claire Dunphy is the spirit animal of every woman managing a household full of idiots. Part of the 39… Read More »2012 Archive: The Julie Bowen Repeat
2012 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.” Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
2012 Classic: The Linkin Park “Living Things”
Why the return to form? For the band finding the balance between their electronic experiments and the heavy riffs. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2012 Classic: The Linkin Park “Living Things”
2012 Classic: The Call Me Maybe
A girl hands the bartender a napkin with her number and says, “This is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?” The bartender… Read More »2012 Classic: The Call Me Maybe
2012 Archive: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… eight… Mars…” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Cloud Retainer”? Because once you pay it, the money evaporates into thin air. Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2011 Archive: The Retainer Fee
2010 Legacy: The Lab Result
“You’re 10% blood, 90% ‘2010 Tech Anxiety’.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Admission
Why was the “A-Rod” so quiet? Because he admitted to using PEDs earlier in his career, making his quest for the home run record feel… Read More »2009 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Admission