2012 Archive: The Anesthesia

“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… eight… Mars…”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

@Encarta_User10/06/2007 04:33I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Harry_Potter_0103/12/1995 19:58Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@ICQ_Classic10/25/2003 06:53That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Napster_Search01/10/1995 20:50Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Tank_Operator08/06/2009 14:27Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Oracle_Says01/12/2008 07:11I knew you’d laugh at this.

@One_Does_Not_S02/14/1996 15:39One does not simply read one joke.

@StumbleUpon_User04/14/2003 13:39I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!