2013 Archive: The Dark and Stormy

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan05/02/2013 11:46Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@ICQ_Classic12/13/2009 17:34That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Floppy_Fanatic02/11/2003 06:25Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@BackToFuture_M12/30/2014 21:32Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Bill_Ted_Excell10/30/1996 21:21Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/19/2014 00:09All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler06/02/2002 02:20May I suggest another joke, sir?