2012 Vintage: The Scared Elephant

Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@WebSurfer_X10/13/2005 09:27Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/02/2007 09:18My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Zip_Drive_Owner09/05/1997 21:48Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Digimon_Tamer06/21/1997 21:57My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Uncle_Rico_9805/27/2011 17:28I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Confused_Travolta09/09/2013 08:47Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Mondo_Media_X10/14/2002 03:43Top tier web animation humor!

@True_Story_Neil04/02/2002 17:53True story! I was there!