Why was the “A-Rod” so quiet? Because he admitted to using PEDs earlier in his career, making his quest for the home run record feel a lot more complicated.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
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The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
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2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
The Billiards Break
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In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
A joke for the end of the world.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.