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2013 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman02/28/1998 11:39Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Frasier_Crane08/08/1997 01:21I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Melrose_Place_Fan08/07/1996 08:13Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Clueless_Dionne05/03/2001 20:21Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Iron_Man_Tony11/26/2011 16:50I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Winamp_Playlist06/24/2014 18:10Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/06/1995 18:07Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy08/19/2010 20:21You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/03/2007 14:41The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@GL_HF_Runner07/07/2006 05:25Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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