2020 Classic: The Zoom Filter
Why did the lawyer get held in contempt? He told the judge, “I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” but the judge still ordered him… Read More »2020 Classic: The Zoom Filter
2019 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2019
Why did the Admiral fail? Because he thought “Tiktok” was a sound the nuclear clock made, not a Chinese surveillance app disguised as a dance… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2019
2019 Classic: The “OK Boomer” Craze
Why did this trend start in a New Zealand parliament? To prove that the generational divide had reached a point where “Logic” was being replaced… Read More »2019 Classic: The “OK Boomer” Craze
2018 Classic: The Atlanta “Teddy Perkins” Moment
Why was the room confused? Because Lakeith Stanfield showed up in full prosthetic makeup as a creepy shut-in, making everyone forget there was an awards… Read More »2018 Classic: The Atlanta “Teddy Perkins” Moment
2018 Classic: The “Is This a Pigeon?” Guy
Points to a burnt-out bulb. “Is this a blackout?” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Post Malone (Rockstar) Fan
One, but they end up smashing the bulb in a hotel room. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Classic: The Post Malone (Rockstar) Fan
2016 Vintage: The Brexit
A British tourist walks into a bar, orders a round of drinks for everyone, and then leaves before the bill arrives. The bartender says, “Typical.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Brexit
2015 Archive: The Big Short Logic
“I understand the housing market now!” “So we’re buying a house?” “No, I just know exactly why we’re still renting.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Big Short Logic
2015 Archive: The Vacation
We went on a “family road trip.” I told her we’re like the Griswolds. She said, “No, they were funny; we’re just sweaty and lost.”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Vacation
2013 Legacy: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the weight of my digital library. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified