Why did the Admiral fail? Because he thought “Tiktok” was a sound the nuclear clock made, not a Chinese surveillance app disguised as a dance challenge.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
That was intense... and funny!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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