Why did the lawyer get held in contempt? He told the judge, “I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” but the judge still ordered him to “paws” his argument.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!