2015 Archive: The Big Short Logic

“I understand the housing market now!” “So we’re buying a house?” “No, I just know exactly why we’re still renting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »

"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »

"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch12/28/2005 07:56There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@ChatRoom_Queen04/12/2006 04:26A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/13/2010 00:08Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@G_I_Joe_Real01/29/2005 05:20And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Ferris_Bueller08/10/2013 11:48Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/31/2011 21:28Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.