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2020 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The empty sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that shows absolutely no footprints because no altar servers have walked across it for three consecutive months.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/22/2011 22:46Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Tripod_Member07/05/2015 08:22Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@HTML_Hacker01/16/2008 12:21<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Neo_The_One05/02/2002 04:01I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@American_Psycho_P06/08/2002 03:56I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Trainspotting_Rent08/04/1998 07:47Choose life. Choose a joke.

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