2011 Archive: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Cloud Retainer”? Because once you pay it, the money evaporates into thin air.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

@AOL_Surfer12/21/2008 20:42You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Linux_Kernel_0.110/20/2015 06:02Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@ChatRoom_Queen08/08/2008 16:16A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Pentium_Power11/24/1999 14:11My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Fight_Club_Member04/19/2008 11:39I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Badger_Badger_M07/14/2003 10:42Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Cool_Story_Bro07/29/1997 10:31Actually, it IS a cool story!