Why did the officers want it? Because “Warfighting” is much more efficient when you can check your GPS and play Angry Birds on the same screen.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
This is why we need the internet.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
One does not simply read one joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!