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2007 Legacy: The iPhone Touchscreen

 Why was the boss’s screen so greasy? Because he spent all day “swiping” his emails like he was cleaning a window.

Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X04/15/2002 20:16Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/19/1996 21:05I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
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@Leet_Speaker_7709/21/2004 06:547h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Mind_Blown_Gif04/27/2002 05:04*Boom* - there goes my brain!
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