2019 Vintage: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Luke
2019 Archive: The Facebook Libra Announcement
Why did the government stop it? Because D.C. decided that “Mark Zuckerberg having his own currency” was a step too far even for 2019. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Facebook Libra Announcement
2019 Classic: The Terminator
Dark Fate: I told her “I’ll be back.” She said, “Don’t forget the bread this time, Arnold.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Classic: The Terminator
2018 Archive: The Yanny vs. Laurel Argument
“I hear Laurel!” “I hear Yanny!” “I hear the sound of our divorce lawyer opening a new file because we can’t agree on a frequency from a… Read More »2018 Archive: The Yanny vs. Laurel Argument
2017 Legacy: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Bruno Mars “24K Magic”
Why was the traveler wearing a silk shirt and a gold chain? Because Bruno made “luxury” look like a 90s party and the traveler was… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bruno Mars “24K Magic”
2015 Legacy: The USWNT World Cup Win
Why was Carli Lloyd a legend? Because she scored a hat-trick in the first 16 minutes of the final, including a goal from the halfway… Read More »2015 Legacy: The USWNT World Cup Win
2015 Archive: The Chile Copa America
Why was Lionel Messi so sad? Because Chile won their first-ever trophy on penalties, leaving Leo to wonder if the Argentina jersey was cursed. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Chile Copa America
2015 Legacy: The “Honey, I’m Good” Andy Grammer
Why was the 4th so “Faithful”? Because the song reminded us that we’re “good” with our one burger, even if the second one looks tempting.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Honey, I’m Good” Andy Grammer
2014 Vintage: The Colbert Report Finale Buzz
Why the win? For being the only “fake” conservative we’ll miss more than the real ones. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Colbert Report Finale Buzz