2014 Vintage: The Colbert Report Finale Buzz
Why the win? For being the only “fake” conservative we’ll miss more than the real ones. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Colbert Report Finale Buzz
2010 Vintage: The Luis Suarez Handball
Why was Ghana so heartbroken? Because Suarez saved a goal with his hands on the line, got a red card, and then celebrated when Ghana… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Luis Suarez Handball
2010 Archive: The Laptop
I’m feeling “heavy” now that I have a tablet. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Net Neutrality Debate
Why did it start in ’09? Because the government realized that the internet was too important to be left to the people who actually built… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Net Neutrality Debate
2009 Archive: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer bring a “Stress Ball” shaped like a dollar sign? To remind everyone what was actually at stake. Part of the 47… Read More »2009 Archive: The Negotiation
2009 Vintage: The Serena Williams “Fine”
Why was it $82,500? Because the US Open decided that threatening a line judge was the most expensive sentence in the history of tennis. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Serena Williams “Fine”
2009 Vintage: The “Waking Up in Vegas” Katy
She’s still the queen of the “California Gurl” aesthetic, even when she’s in Nevada. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Waking Up in Vegas” Katy
2008 Vintage: The Wall-E
A small robot rolls into a bar and starts crushing empty cans. The bartender says, “Finally, someone who cleans up after themselves!” Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Wall-E
2008 Vintage: The “Community Organizer” Jibe
Why did Republicans mock it? Because they didn’t realize that “Organizing a Community” is exactly what you need to do to win an election in… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Community Organizer” Jibe
2008 Archive: The Little Mountain
What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified