2003 Vintage: The MySpace User
One, but you have to be in their “Top 8” before they’ll help you change it. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 –… Read More »2003 Vintage: The MySpace User
2002 Classic: The “Cleanin’ Out My Closet” Eminem
Why was the teen’s room so clean? Because Eminem’s lyrics made everyone rethink their relationship with their mom before the family dinner. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Cleanin’ Out My Closet” Eminem
2002 Legacy: The Digital Photo Development
Taking a digital camera memory card into the local pharmacy and demanding that the clerk print out the negatives so you can store them in… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Digital Photo Development
2002 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his shirt was “unnecessarily orange.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Pizza
2002 Vintage: The Paper
I’m a note. I’m just “flat-out” funny. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: Best Rock Album
Why did Sheryl Crow and Friends win? Because Sheryl Crow has a loyalty card at the Grammys where every 5th album win gets her a… Read More »2001 Legacy: Best Rock Album
2001 Archive: The Italic
I’m a traveler. I’m just “slanted” towards Europe. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Search for “Cookies”
Why was the accountant still worried? He heard the government was using “Cookies” to track his lunch habits. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Search for “Cookies”
2001 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2001 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2000 Archive: The Flat Screen CRT
Why did the designer have a huge desk? To fit a 21-inch monitor that was “flat” on the front but three feet deep in the… Read More »2000 Archive: The Flat Screen CRT